kikuai:

Riceball somehow managed to sneak in and take a nap.

unreleased-project:

"Hawaiian Tropic" is an unreleased song by Lana Del Rey. It was recorded in 2010 and leaked on July 13, 2013. 

Lyrics

Hawaiian Tropic Dark,
And a bottle of Jack,
In the Cadillac as I drive,
Down the highway.

You aren’t coming back,
And I know that now,
So I let the wind hit me,
In my face.

the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(Source: tinymaw)

magicalnaturetour:

(via resting by Rick Stufflebean / 500px)
m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
kars:

what a story
eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

Your fave is problematic: Santa Claus

religiousmom:

  • communist
  • illegal parking