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i wonder what it would be like if every single person in the world said “broccoli” at the same exact time
idk how some people are so involved and play 164823628 sports and are in school clubs and get good grades like wtf how do you do that running a blog is hard enough
do mosquitoes have a purpose other than bein real annoying
[teacher voice] why are you packing up? there’s still .000324 seconds of class left
for health class i have to take care of this baby for 2 days to teach me about teen pregnancy. i named it bong iver and my teacher yelled at me but she’s just jealous that her kid isnt named bong iver
i’m responsible for this nerd until tomorrow. stupid baby can’t even talk wtf. whatever meet my child “bong iver”
back in the day royal families used to get together to play musical chairs. the original game of thrones
*heelys away from building as it explodes* *dramatic music plays*
We’re deleting all of your blogs because you’re all nerds. get a life
cant believe this is true :( so sad
tumblrs new slogan: find hot singles MILLIONS OF MILES AWAY lol welcome to tumblr
please allow 5-7 business days before i hand in my homework that was due last monday
excuse me sir, do you know how fast you were posting back there? i’m going to have to give you a ticket
it’s not gay if it’s for a klondike bar
why does everyone hate country music?? i love it. my favorites would have to be the american national anthem, the canadian national anthem, and the french national anthem
