kamikaze95:

Who is my celeb look alike? I have none… Does that mean I’m meant to be famous.. Am I the one to solidify this look?

killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

(Source: yugichrist)

A wild herd of White People has appeared!

dovesdanceatdawn:

In a wandering mood this beautiful Tuesday, so feeding it with wandering tales make sense, right? Any who, let’s start with The White Stripes’ “Icky Thump.”

Who’s usin’ who? What should we do?

Well you can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too.

uh i don’t mean to be THAT prisoner, but i don’t eat gluten

when in doubt, the b is silent

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

seagulls are idiots they cant even read

guy: can i join your gang?
criminal: are you sure you’re not a cop?
guy: yeah i’m sure
criminal: undercovercopsayswhat
guy: …….
criminal: *nods* ok you’re the real deal. you’re in

dennys:


normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

hellabitcoins:

unit03:

unit03:

dam. MIT would be a pretty cool school

Too bad im already majoring in Looking Good at Harvard University

see you in class brother

(Source: theskeetman)

nostalgiaultra:

Dont be that knob who tries to be snooty about people’s universities or schools we’re all just carrots in the big debt soup